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Tweet your FCC Acronyms

November 24th, 2009 | First Capital Connect Complaints, ihatethameslink.co.uk news


I’ve asked all those following ihatethameslink to tweet their FCC acronyms. Within minutes I had received a whole bunch and expect more to follow. So if you are on twitter – tweet your FCC acronym to @ihatethameslink (or post them below) and I will publish it on this post. Perhaps I will set up a vote and see which acronym wins the prestigious ‘best FCC acronym’ award…

13 18 19 25 31 34 40 50 funny and creative acronyms below!

  1. Failure Consistently Comes
  2. Frequent Commuter Calamities
  3. Friday Cancelled Commute
  4. Failing Commuters Consistently
  5. Fairly Crap Company
  6. First Cattle Connect
  7. Fewer Commuters Carried
  8. Feverish Chaos Created
  9. Failing Chu Chu
  10. Finally Considers Commuters (after executives and shareholders…)
  11. Freely Culling Commutes
  12. F**king Crappy Connect
  13. F**ing Can’t Connect
  14. Fine Craftsmen of Cockups
  15. Fundamentally Crap Company
  16. F**ing Cramped Carridges
  17. Farcical Constant Cancellations
  18. Fusty, Crusty Carriages
  19. Fiendishly Crushed Commuting
  20. F**king Clueless Clowns
  21. F**ing Cattle Carrier
  22. Full Cramped Carriages
  23. Four Carriage Crush
  24. Flawed Commuter Connector
  25. Franchise Can’t Continue
  26. First Crapital Connect
  27. Foot, Cycle, Cart – almost anything is better than the train
  28. Frequently Causes Cancellations
  29. Forgets Commuters’ Compensation
  30. Farcical Cancellations Chaos
  31. Fobs-off Cynical Commuters
  32. First Capital Con
  33. First Capital Crap
  34. First Crap Connection
  35. Franchise Change Certainty
  36. Feckless Conveyors of Chaos
  37. Frequently Chastising Customers
  38. False Customer Commitments
  39. Failing Customer Communication
  40. Farcical Customer Charter
  41. F**ing Crap Company
  42. Failing Customer Connections
  43. Failing Customers Commute
  44. F**ing-up Customer Commuting
  45. Fantastically Crowded Commuting
  46. F**ing Crap Commuting
  47. Forlorn, Cranky Commuters
  48. Feckless Conniving Cowboys
  49. F**king Cheating C**ts
  50. Frozen Cattle Carrier

Keep ‘em coming!


12 comments ↓

#1 Jonathan Morris on 11.25.09 at 16:15

Franchise Can’t Continue

#2 anon on 11.28.09 at 05:19

Doesn’t strictly count but…

Worst Crapital Connect
Worst Crapital Disconnect
Worst Capital Connect
First Crapital Disconnect

These do count thought;

First Capital Con
First Capital Crap
First Crap Connection

Might think up even more for later ;)

#3 Ingers on 12.05.09 at 17:21

Frustratingly Crappy Connections

I bloody hate Thameslink, their shitty old trains which blow up and are too high for the station platform. They are the perpetually unemployed dole scrounger of the train world. Bah.

#4 1 on 12.05.09 at 18:06

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ThameslinkFCC/

Check this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5 MattB on 12.07.09 at 13:00

Feckless Conveyors of Chaos

#6 anon on 12.07.09 at 20:14

How about;

F***ing Crap Company
Failing Customer Connections
Failing Customers Commute
F***ing-up Customer Commuting

Perhaps even more to come later ;)

#7 Anon on 12.09.09 at 11:49

Fantastically Crowded Commuting
F***ing Crap Commuting

#8 Anon on 12.09.09 at 16:29

come on you all wanted to say it!
F**king Company of C**ts
No offence is intended I just had to post it because it made me laugh so much!

#9 howard on 12.09.09 at 20:56

Not strictly an acronym, but I prefer to think of them as Worst Grab and Collect.

#10 PFAS on 12.20.09 at 16:07

Missed one
f**king cheating c**ts.

#11 Christian Morris on 01.08.10 at 13:21

Freezing Cold Carriages

#12 chris on 02.05.10 at 15:00

First Class Criminals

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