FCC Acronyms

For a laugh we asked you to post or tweet your FCC acronyms and we had a great response!

We received 50 great acronyms (see below) and from these 50 we have chosen 5 acronyms that we thought best summed up First Capital Connect, and present 5 distinctive ways in which FCC fail us every day. We now ask you to vote on the acronym that you feel best describes first Capital Connect. Oce we have received enough votes we will send the winner off to First Capital Connect HQ and ask them to consider changing their name to the acronym we suggest! Given the extensive consumer research they have no reason not to take our suggestion seriously – right?

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1. Failure Consistently Comes
2. Frequent Commuter Calamities
3. Friday Cancelled Commute
4. Failing Commuters Consistently
5. Fairly Crap Company
6. First Cattle Connect
7. Fewer Commuters Carried
8. Feverish Chaos Created
9. Failing Chu Chu
10. Finally Considers Commuters (after executives and shareholders…)
11. Freely Culling Commutes
12. F**king Crappy Connect
13. F**ing Can’t Connect
14. Fine Craftsmen of Cockups
15. Fundamentally Crap Company
16. F**ing Cramped Carridges
17. Farcical Constant Cancellations
18. Fusty, Crusty Carriages
19. Fiendishly Crushed Commuting
20. F**king Clueless Clowns
21. F**ing Cattle Carrier
22. Full Cramped Carriages
23. Four Carriage Crush
24. Flawed Commuter Connector
25. Franchise Can’t Continue
26. First Crapital Connect
27. Foot, Cycle, Cart – almost anything is better than the train
28. Frequently Causes Cancellations
29. Forgets Commuters’ Compensation
30. Farcical Cancellations Chaos
31. Fobs-off Cynical Commuters
32. First Capital Con
33. First Capital Crap
34. First Crap Connection
35. Franchise Change Certainty
36. Feckless Conveyors of Chaos
37. Frequently Chastising Customers
38. False Customer Commitments
39. Failing Customer Communication
40. Farcical Customer Charter
41. F**ing Crap Company
42. Failing Customer Connections
43. Failing Customers Commute
44. F**ing-up Customer Commuting
45. Fantastically Crowded Commuting
46. F**ing Crap Commuting
47. Forlorn, Cranky Commuters
48. Feckless Conniving Cowboys
49. F**king Cheating C**ts
50. Frozen Cattle Carrier